Would you let this man drive your car?
Not feeling too clever!
The girls friend was in no fit state to get into the car so I eventually convinced Wally that we should fuck off.
The taxi home was more expensive than we had hoped for but I was in no mood to deal with the rigmarole of public transport. The taxi driver did make me chuckle when he tried to tell us that the towns mayor or 'burgermeister' was gay. His explanation was that "errm the burgermeister.. his wife is a man". Amazing.
Tried to sleep for the rest of the afternoon, managed about 4 or 5 hours then got pretty hungry so we showered and headed to a local italian restaurant. Afterwards we met Ross for a couple of beers then more food, this time at the local Hotdog and Burger emporium. Everyone opted for the chilli cheese dog special, which was alright maybe a 3.5 out of 5.